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      <image:caption>The bachelor bowl. You get to eat the ice cream inside before use. Please note, Dessertalicious flavour no longer exists and I will never forgive TipTop for that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Blown glass. You can’t have mine, but I will find you one that’s just as good for putting shit in.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ceramic. Not for me to be honest. Looks like something a Swedish person might buy?</image:caption>
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